I have an 8-10 page paper due Wednesday for International Business. It's an analysis of market strategy for wireless communications equipment in Uganda. I have about 2.5 pages done so far, and not much time coming in the next few days.
Here's the script a few months ago:
Silly Dave: Hey, Dave! Why don't you go get your MBA?
Smart Dave: Wait, I just got done with school a couple years ago... school's not fun!
Silly Dave: Oh, too bad! I already filled out the application!
Smart Dave: Noooooooo!!