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Confessions of a Vegetarian |
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My
name is Dave, and I have a confession to make. I like to pretend
that I am a vegetarian. Why did I do it? I don't know, but I'm
coming clean now. Investigative reporters Eric and Mike uncovered my
secret and now there is nothing left to hide. The following photo
expose tells of my demise. |
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The
above picture looks innocent enough, but those crafty investigators with
their "computers" saw well beneath the surface of this picture.
After zooming in with special new technology, the following
results: |
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After
getting out of this mess, I thought I was safe for sure, but alas, those
meddling reporters wouldn't quit. They followed me right to the
convention, and the following picture finally broke the camels back...I
was forced to come out of the closet - or butchers freezer,
perhaps. |
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